Hipster Had "Quarantine Beard Before it Was Cool"

After a few weeks in quarantine, many beards began to blossom across the nation. Certain participants prepared themselves for the stay-in-place order by stocking up on Nate Hennemann's Beard Oil. One man, however, finds the current pandemic to be cramping his style.

Seeing how everyone is now at home and trying to make virtual gatherings happen, Tucker claims to have been doing it for years now. He has spent much of his life trying to appear happy and successful on social media from the comfort of his parents home. The secret he has shared with us is that, with a collared shirt and the Valencia instagram filter, he is able to create the illusion that his beard is much healthier than it actually is.

He has always viewed his beard as an act of rebellion against his parents and grandparents, all of which are clean shaven. But now, even his father is out of work and has started to grow a quarantine beard.

"I feel as though I've been stripped of my identity. I was one of a kind, and now I feel like everyone views me as just another trend follower. It's just kind of bogus, like, find your own lifestyle instead of copying mine."

We offered him a bottle of Nate Hennemann's Beard Oil to make him feel better about all of this, but he declined due to the recent popularity of the product. If you'd like to hear more about his frustrations, find him on Twitter and be his 28th follower.